The Hoverboard Is Here, And People Hate It

arcaboard hoverboard

A true levitating hoverboard has been invented by a company called ARCA Space Corporation, and their flying box is the Arcaboard. Unlike those so called hoverboards that have two wheels or that explode, this one actually manages to lift you about 6-12 inches off the ground thanks to its 36 fans. The promotional video has just made its debut, and it is full of bs as you would expect from a new product launch video. They apparently went overboard with the cheesy lines, because people have been tearing them apart for that same reason. They promise you “freedom” with the wobbly iteration of the “Back To The Future” inspired invention.

A user named Carter Schmidt accurately described the video humorously,
“The video’s message is this: You can achieve all of your wildest dreams by standing on this green block that sits a few inches off the ground. Oh and did we mention that this green hunk of plastic will allow you to experience true freedom!? Yup, all you have to do is stand on it… and that’s it… “Hey Jim! I think we might be overselling this a bit!” “Naw your good just keep going! And make sure you cut all the noise from the fans out of the video!”
There is always a defender,
“Why is there so much hate? This technology is so new, you can’t expect the first few to automatically be great and at their full potential. When the first portable phone came out do you think people complained about carrying around a briefcase and say “I’m going to wait for it to be smaller and touchscreen”. You guys have grown up In a world where most products are already at their best so your not use to seeing the evolution of a product start out in its first phase a work it’s way towards perfection. This looks like it is filled with a lot of potential and has definitely earned a like from me!”
“What a dumb analogy. When portable phones came out there was no alternative that did what it did and it was actually useful. This piece of junk isn’t going to be any improvement from currently available means of transport. If anything with its pitiful battery life, ridiculous size and laughable speed/hover height this thing is 10X worse than walking. You don’t release a new piece of tech until it’s at least nearing the finished product. In most r&d circles this isn’t even worthy of a prototype.”
arcaboard fans
In the video it is touted to be slightly larger than a skateboard, an obvious stretch given that it weighs in at 180 lbs, is 5 feet long and 2 1/2 feet wide. The vehicle is repeatedly mentioned as “revolutionary” even though it uses decades-old technology and lasts only six minutes on a full charge. If you would like one you have to preorder it for a cool $20,000 as it is not yet available for sale. Personally, I still prefer a well equipped Dodge Dart than a floating mattress at that same price point.

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